Hotdogs

For centuries, people have asked what hotdogs are made of. I shall now reveal the truth behind them: HUMEN FINGERS! Hotdog makers ruthlessly slay off peoples fingers to feed others, and to gain un-desereved money. And without your knowing, they put Boysen Berry into them. Never eat a hotdog again! If you do, you'll most likey ruin your gravity. THis will also make it so when you throw up, it will go up and hit your face.