Australia

Australia is a giant iceberg floating across the Arctic Ocean on the planet Earth. It consists of about 300,000 penguins, all of which are service members of the Armed Forces of Australia. About 5000 of these penguins are deployed out to terrorist hideout spots in Pakistan as of April 2012, while the rest stay on guard to protect Australia from being invaded and possibly sunken by enemy forces. It is now home to three hundred land-mermaids. THey are now the best place to find a good deal on Yellow Pepsi.